You’ve heard of gooning, but what does it mean?

On the surface, it seems like a fun new way to jerk off. Then, you dive deeper. And deeper.

And deeper.

Being a gooner isn’t for the 10-minute masturbators. The act of gooning is a fucking art. Blowing your load when you hit that first urge to cum is nothing. Compared to braindead goon bliss, your short jerkoff sesh means nothing.

You want to learn how gooning really works? Listen well, and follow instructions.

Intro to Goon - thumbnail to video by Goddess Fiestry.

What Is a Gooner?

Collins Dictionary refers to a gooner as a “stupid or foolish person.” In a non-sexual context, I suppose that’s true.

That’s not what I’m talking about, though. A gooner is a porn-obsessed, cockstroking (or pussystroking!) hand pumper. Gooning in perpetuity is common, even for beginners. Once you start, there’s no going back.

Yes, and it often is. It’s common to goon to anything that gets you hard (or wet). Whether you’re into breeding, JOI’s, edging, mind control, orgasm control; there is always an opportunity to goon.

The thought of going deeper and deeper into your addiction to Goddess porn sounds appealing. You want to be a gooner for a Succubus female Domme.

I’ll give you a warning label, but I doubt you’ll listen:

Once you start down the gooner rabbithole, there’s no way out. As you lose more brain cells, so does your ability to stop those perpetual fap sessions. Even better, I’ll do anything in my power to trigger your jerk habit.



What’s Submissive About Jerking Off?

I’m glad you asked~

It’s not the act of masturbation that makes a gooner. What makes gooning so submissive is the weakened state of mind.

As someone who loves mentally Dominating men, it’s perfect. For one, I am not a non-nude model. I’m proud of being nude jerk material for men who can’t control themselves.

Because once their brain weakens, that’s when I take hold.

Being overwhelmed by my voice, body, and commands makes a man my slave. My porn addicts are the most susceptible to my commands. That’s not an exaggeration. My gooners would do anything I told them.

So, the submission is all mental. The overstimulation makes them weak, and that’s when I take advantage. It’s a sexy experience for both of us, and that’s why it’s one of my favorite kinks.

How Do I Goon for You, Goddess?

Do you deserve to see tits today?

Between all of us, things started normally. “Hello, Goddess”

“What are your kinks and fetishes?”

“I love-“

We always start with an innocent discussion. I don’t like to dive into things without consent. That’s not my style. Eventually, if I sense that they’re a good candidate, I ask them how they feel.

“How would you feel about being a goonslut for Goddess Fiestry?”

I’ve never gotten a hard no from them. Being my porn-addicted mindslave is an honor in the eyes of every submissive man who approaches me.

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Gooner FAQ

What does gooner mean?

A gooner is a person who goons. The act of gooning involves the bliss that comes from edging and overstimulating via porn.

Do you have to watch porn to be a gooner?

No, there are multiple ways to goon. Something as simple as a selfie can be goon material, depending on how far down the rabbit the poor strokeslut is. 😉

Also, substances are popular to enhance the state of mind.

Do you have to be submissive to be a gooner?

No, I just like submissive gooners. It’s hard for me to imagine a Dom/me gooner, but anything’s possible. Teach me something new. 🙂

Isn’t gooning just edging? How are they different?

Yes and no.

I believe that edging is defined by an extended masturbation session. It’s common to feel desperate to cum, and there’s eventually a payoff.

On the other hand, being a gooner is a state of mind. You’re a proud porn addict, and proud of being addicted to Goddess. There’s nothing hotter than letting her play her games with your little head. Letting me consume you was the best choice you ever made.

Is gooning exclusive to men?

Nope. Anyone can be a gooner, no matter their race, sexual orientation, sex, or gender. It’s about entering the state of mind only.

I’ve read your blog post like a good boy, Goddess. Can I please, please have more stroke material? I’m getting desperate.

Congrats for having the brainpower to read an entire 600 words. I’m so surprised that your pervert brain didn’t get triggered by now.

Or, maybe you did, and you’re jerking off to fucking words like a 100% depraved goonslut.

Either way, click the buttons below, and don’t forget to say “Thank you, Goddess.”

Did you enjoy my words? I can’t wait to hear from you. 😉

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