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Did you think I’d say something more comforting?
Quit lying to yourself, beta male.
It’s your fault. Your friends are hot, and she realized that instantly. You tricked her into thinking you were alpha too. Nope. You’re just the butt of the joke. Alphas fuck. You… jerk your cock to pixel porn. It’s the natural order. If you’d have accepted your beta loser status sooner, you wouldn’t have been cheated on.
